ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: I'M HAVIN' A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU, KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE
Famous Last Words

Birthing


Eridans POV

 

It had been fivve months and noww sol wwas the size of a house. He wwas kidna shitty bc he had hormones but I lovve him so i did evveryfin he wwanted me to

 

 

One day he wwas like

 

 

"ED THE GRUB2 ARE COMIING!!!!!!!!!!!!1'

 

 

And i wwas like "ok"

 

 

So I put him in the car and drovve him back to the hospital. Davve wwas already there and he wwas like

 

 

"Huh he's big like a house"

 

 

And i wwas like "YES I KNOWW JUST GET THE BABIES OUT A HIM"

 

 

So he took us to a room and made sol lay dowwn. One of the nurses wwas terezi and she kept tryin to sniff his nook.

 

 

"HMM 1T SM3LLS L1K3 B4B13s!!!"

 

 

So davve delivvered the grbs and they wwere so cute. They wwere both yelloww bloods and.... Neither of them looked like me!!!!

 

 

Wwhatevver

 

 

Wwe named them enomil and enehca. Sol wwas like

 

 

"Omg.... theyre 2o cute...."

 

All of our friends were there and they all clapped and Kanaya wwas like "Can I Be The Godmother" so i alright wwhatevvered. Wwe are a happy family noww :)